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charptuth:

The worst I ever heard was giblets. As in, “I’ll eat your giblets.” So there is no limit on how ridiculous it sounds.

While it’s probably not the overall worst I’ve heard, the one that irks me the most is “vajayjay.” Actually, wait, I know one girl who just says “vajay.” I’d say that’s even worse.

There’s a British tv show called The Inbetweeners and they frequently refer to vaginae as “clunge,” “minge,” and “gash.” It’s the worst.

  1. perilz reblogged this from qglas and added:
    is that tacit approval of my coining the phrase “Venus Cocktrap” or are you just ignoring me again
  2. qglas reblogged this from thriftyredhead and added:
    one… “axe wound”, definitely
  3. slide1mile6inches reblogged this from the-happiestsadist and added:
    “vajayjay.”… Similar...above, but my friend uses “meat wallet” on the reg. Also, cum...
  4. the-happiestsadist reblogged this from thriftyredhead and added:
    “Minge” is fucking horrible. And “gash”. And “hatchet wound”. Earlier today I saw “Swedish marsh” for some bizarre...
  5. thriftyredhead reblogged this from vaginastuff
  6. thechocolatebrigade answered: I’ve heard “vag socket.”
  7. sparkplugsgirl answered: Gash. I’m even okay with saying ‘cunt,’ but gash just squicks me out.
  8. shambledrambles answered: Cooter. I always thought it made it sound like some type of rodent.
  9. chadwilkinson answered: Roast beef curtains!
  10. dresdenlowe answered: Beaver. Ugh. Closely followed by clam, snatch, muff…
  11. unfortunate-twat answered: Definitely “hoohoo”. I mean, wtf?
  12. smut101 reblogged this from vaginastuff
  13. sara-sunflower answered: This one isn’t really gross, but ‘cooter’. I can’t stand that. ugh
  14. jkrowlinginthedeep answered: Vacoochee
  15. ourgoatrodeo answered: When a friend of a friend had an ultrasound, the tech pointed to the baby’s and said, “There’s her cheeseburger.” Um…no.
  16. brennarondeau answered: Meat flaps or beef curtains (in regards to the vulva that is). Though I personally think those are hilarious terms.
  17. sforan answered: “meat curtains” is pretty vile.
  18. vaginastuff reblogged this from uncutting and added:
    There’s a British tv show called The Inbetweeners and they frequently refer to vaginae as “clunge,” “minge,” and “gash.”...
  19. raymou answered: Pulsating Cream Cavern
  20. victusinveritas answered: Hoohah, and Aze wound. and Vajay.
  21. mynoxide answered: beef peach
  22. louque answered: hooha. it drives me, it does. my friend even covers her dog’s ears and says “don’t say vagina! say hooha!” Oo
  23. littleancientheart answered: “beef curtains,” gag
  24. fictionalindependence reblogged this from uncutting and added:
    I’ve heard someone call a vulva a “split tail” before.
  25. interpolation answered: Gladys Seagelman. Not even kidding, it was one of the lines in TVM’s intro this year.
  26. fringeofsanity reblogged this from uncutting and added:
    ever listen to foxtrot uniform charlie kilo from bloodhound gang? do it.
  27. 413proof answered: Meat cavern. Terrible horrible ugh.
  28. fringeofsanity answered: i HATE seeing “va-jay-jay” on the cover of fucking cosmo..
  29. hamret answered: pie…. or the big pink. both on about the same level for me…
  30. ladygoggle answered: Fanny.
  31. logicianmagician answered: This entire song: youtube.com/watch?v…
  32. lefthandedjanice answered: Roast beef was probably the most offensive I’ve heard. But ‘pussy’ just really disgusts me.
  33. chameleon-chan answered: Cuca
  34. uncutting reblogged this from charptuth and added:
    While it’s probably not the overall...I’ve heard, the one that irks me the most
  35. preposterous-theorizations answered: meat flaps, roast beef
  36. meshellmabelle reblogged this from charptuth and added:
    i hate that my sister has...making fun of me b/c Andy said this to me once. No, he didn’t...
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